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New poem! [12 Dec 2006|10:04am]
[ mood | cold ]

Spiders

I discovered something interesting tonight
My greatest love attracts my greatest fear
How's that for a cruel contradiction?

All of my books--their fragile paper
holding small bits of the author's souls
their being leaching through
to create a musty odor
attracts these evil bastards.

I think they are drawn because
they seek that which they
do not have. A soul.

The scent of fading souls
attracts them, and so they
crawl amongst the pages
burrowing down, making their
homes amongst the long ago
thoughts of another.

I suppose I shouldn't hate
them for something I do
myself.

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Happy New Year!!! [01 Jan 2005|11:36pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Destiny's Child - Soldier. ]

I hope everyone had a safe and fun new year! I know I did!! I don't have much to say right now because I am sooo tired, but I will update soon!! And I will be reading all of yours and of course leaving comments. How did everyones news years go? What did you all do?

~J

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How does it look? [26 Dec 2004|02:43am]
[ mood | nerdy ]
[ music | Good Charolette - I Just Wanna Live. ]

How does everyone like my LJ layout? I just spent the last two hours reduing it from SCRATCH! Being that someone had made men this layout forever ago and I have just been changing little things around and boom, the whole thing got erased so I had to redue it. So being that I had to do it all by myself! (thanks to LJ help things) I think it looks pretty damn good! So comment and tell me what you think! Oh, and I made a slight update before so please comment on that as well ;-)

~J

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A congrats! [26 Nov 2004|04:46pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]
[ music | 98* - I do ]

Tomy friend Tracy and her boyfrien Toren who got engaged! Congrats to them both!! I love youy girlie! I hope for the best! :o)

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Don't you hate it when... [26 Nov 2004|12:14am]
[ mood | pissed off ]

people you trust and call your friends lie right to your face? What the hell...

I'll explain later....

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Happy Thanksgiving!! [25 Nov 2004|11:58pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Ashlee Simpson - Lala ]

Just wanted to wish everyone a great holiday! Hope you all enjoyed it!! ;-)

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Just a qucik question? [24 Nov 2004|08:50pm]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | Blondie - Call Me. ]

Is anyone reading my Lj anymore? I mean no one has commented on the las couple of entries I have made, is anyone reading this? I am thinking I need to add new people or something! Where are you people! LOL!! I know I haven't beem compenting, but I will, I promise!!! :-)

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The Future of Britney Spears! So Fuckin' funny! [25 Oct 2004|03:03pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Britney Spears - Everytime. ]

The future for Britney Spears.

Looking ahead to Britney Spears’ future
How long till the prenup hits the Smoking Gun?

PARODY

By Kim Reed
MSNBC contributor

Updated: 10:11 p.m. ET Sept. 19, 2004

With Britney Spears' wedding to backup dancer/Red Bull aficionado Kevin Federline now confirmed, many fans (and foes) are wondering what will come next in the former Mouseketeer's career. Whatever happened to the teen who was "Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"?

With the couple still measuring their wedded bliss in hours instead of days or weeks, prognosticators and pundits alike are trying to figure out what Britney's next move will be, and how her marriage will affect her career.

Many have criticized Britney's choices lately: an impulsive quickie marriage here, a barefoot journey into a public restroom there. At 22, she seems to be heading on a downward spiral, one from which she may never recover. Herewith, a glimpse into her future:

September 18, 2004: Britney Spears marries Kevin Federline in a small, private ceremony attended by family and close friends. Those worried that Britney is losing her sense of tackiness can rest assured that guests dined on chicken fingers and ribs, and the couple shared a first dance to Journey's "City By the Bay", played on a boombox. Of all the cheesy love songs Journey produced, the happy couple chose the one about San Francisco? In addition, the men in the wedding party donned matching warmup suits emblazoned with the word "Pimps" on the back. Classy!

September 22, 2004: Kevin Federline's ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson issues her own statement about how happy she is for the couple, and by the way, did you hear about her great idea for a reality show about a single mom?

October 2004: Tabloid reports begin to surface about Britney and Kevin feuding in public, and Britney travels to Louisiana to stay with her mother for a few weeks. Britney's publicist strenuously denies any problems in the marriage.

November 2004: Britney and Kevin do an exclusive primetime interview with Katie Couric during November sweeps. They discuss how they want to start a family as soon as possible. They also work in no less than 10 mentions of Britney's "Greatest Hits" CD, which drops Nov. 9.

April 2005: Britney reveals to a writer from Vanity Fair that she is pregnant and due in September. Vanity Fair puts her on the cover of its May issue, and there are behind-the-scenes reports from the photo shoot that Kevin wanted to be included in the photo and Britney refused. Allegedly, Kevin threw his half-empty can of Red Bull against the wall and stomped outside for a smoke. The cover photo featured a pregnant Britney alone.

September 2005: Justice Lynn Federline is born. Tabloids report that Kevin barely made it to the hospital in time for the birth of his third child, and rumors begin swirling that Britney and Kevin are no longer sharing a residence.

November 2005: Britney, Kevin, and Justice do an exclusive primetime sweeps interview with Diane Sawyer. Britney insists that her marriage is fine, and that they've never been happier.

January 2006: Britney files for divorce. The Smoking Gun Web site posts copies of Britney and Kevin's prenuptial agreement. Kevin countersues, protesting that he signed the prenup while under the influence, and thus was unable to make rational decisions. An anonymous source from Britney's camp asserts that even on a good day, Kevin is unable to make a rational decision. A California judge rules that the prenup is invalid, and Britney settles with Kevin for an undisclosed amount. Kevin promptly drops out of the public eye, and is last seen performing as a backup dancer on the New Kids on the Block reunion tour.

July 2006: Britney is photographed exiting a New York club with Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan. Her publicist issues a statement that Britney was discussing potential film collaborations.

August 2006: Britney is photographed exiting a Los Angeles club with Ashton Kutcher, fresh from his July divorce from Demi Moore. Her publicist issues a statement that Britney was discussing a comeback vehicle for both of them, since Kutcher has not been seen on screen since "Punk'd: The Movie" bombed in late 2005.

September 2006: Britney delivers a rambling and incoherent discourse on the nature of celebrity during a press conference announcing the release of her new CD "Greatest Hits: Volume 2." Her publicist issues a statement that Britney is suffering from exhaustion and jet lag.

November 2006: Britney's new CD drops off the charts after spending two weeks at number 36. Rumors of Britney's mental deterioration fuel tabloid stories. Late in the month, Britney checks into Promises rehab center for a month-long stay for addiction to prescription painkillers.

January 2007: Even the tabloids stop paying attention to Britney.

October 2008: Almost two years after her last CD was released, Random House announces a Britney Spears tell-all memoir on their fall release list, titled "Sometimes I Run."

November 2008: Britney makes the talk show rounds to promote her new book. She wears a suit and appears both self-deprecating and lucid. "Sometimes I Run" stays on the New York Times Non-Fiction Best Seller List for 14 weeks. Critics hail the book as "courageous" and "juicy." In it, Britney reveals that she never stopped loving Justin Timberlake, and that all of 2004 was a reaction to losing him. When reached for comment, Justin (in the middle of his 'NSYNC reunion world tour) says, "Britney was my first love, and she will always have a special place in my heart." Meanwhile, tickets sales for 'NSYNC's tour are less than expected.

June 2009: Britney announces a string of performances in Las Vegas at the Colosseum at Caesar's Palace, recently vacated by Celine Dion. The shows sell out immediately, and Britney eventually performs a month's worth of shows to rave reviews, then takes time off to record a new album.

May 2010: Britney does a tongue-in-cheek cameo as herself on ABC's hip sitcom "No New Messages" during May sweeps.

June 2010: Paparazzi capture photos of Justin Timberlake kissing Britney on the cheek as they exit an L.A. restaurant. Britney's publicist claims that they are "old friends and nothing more."

July 2010: Justin Timberlake's publicist issues a statement confirming that he and Cameron Diaz have divorced, and Cameron will retain custody of their two children, Rhubarb and Scarlett. The publicist denies that Britney Spears had anything to do with the breakup.

November 2010: Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake do an exclusive prime time sweeps interview, in which they admit that they are dating, but are trying to take it slow. They record a duet of a dance version of "The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song" which hits number one on the club charts.

December 2010: Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake get married on New Year's Eve in Memphis in a private ceremony. Shortly thereafter, Britney announces that she is pregnant, and due in early summer.

March 2025: Britney Spears is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in her first year of eligibility. The nominating committee cites her pioneering work as a teen pop artist, and despite a few missteps early on in her career, acknowledge that her more mature sound paved the way for both male and female artists in the years to follow. Britney attends the ceremony with her husband and fellow inductee, Justin Timberlake, as well as their children Justice, Rhubarb, Scarlett, and Britain.

Britney is back, and it's fabulous.

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Hmm ... [03 Sep 2004|11:33pm]
What Return to Oz Character Are You?

You are Dorothy

You care about your friends and family deeply. You are also very clever and independent. Nothing brings you down and you are always looking at the bright side of things.

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Fuck!! [23 Aug 2004|11:54pm]
I just wrote a fucking LONG ASS UPDATE and it didn't save! DAMN IT!! Oh well, guess thats that, I'll put up another one later...
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LOL cool! [02 Aug 2004|06:12pm]

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My Horoscope ... hmm [01 Aug 2004|02:09pm]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | Ashlee Simpson - Shadow. ]

Weird ... think its talking about the shit with my friends and him?

Quickie:
People are uncertain what you mean. Be clearer. More verbs, fewer adjectives.

Overview:
Whatever you've been stewing over (because it's just not fair) well, let's just say you'll stew no longer. You may, however, take action quite suddenly. Better warn your dear ones.

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I am a flower! [31 Jul 2004|12:32pm]
I am flower named brown_eyed_boo !
I consist of my friends!
Are you flower too?
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Cool! [31 Jul 2004|01:16am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | JLo - Ain't it Funny. ]

Mke bold what applies to you...

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer Can't touch this, bebbeh. (HAMMER TIME!)
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars. pink ones
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."
12. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You played the game "MASH"
17. You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
18. L.A. Gear
19. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
20. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books.
21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF."
22. You wanted to be a Goonie.
23. You ever wore flourescent clothing.
24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
25. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
26. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
28. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.
29. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.
30. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up.
32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
33. You owned a pair of jelly sandals.
34. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"
35. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
36. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
37. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip 'n' Slide.
38. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
39. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
41. You remember Popples.
42."Don't worry, be happy."
43. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights.
44. You wore socks scrunched down.
45. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
46. You remember boomboxes vs. CD players.
47. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
48. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
49. You remember watching Rainbow Brite and My Little Ponies.
50. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell," the ORIGINAL class.
54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - "YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME"
55. You played and or collected "Pogs"
56. You used to pretend that you could transform into a Power Ranger.

Hahah I am a DORK!! God 80's and 90's rocked man!!

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Cool... [30 Jul 2004|10:19pm]

Which Sex and the City Player Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
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More Dreaming... [28 Jul 2004|02:26pm]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | Mariah Carey - All I ever wanted. ]

So last night I had another weird dream, this one wasn't about him though, it was about me. I was pregnant and went into labor, but my mother woke me up before I could find out what I was having. The weirdest part of the dream was I was picking out names while I was in labor (which I would never do, I would have my kids named picked out in like the first two weeks! LoL) and I wrote them all down and the only one I could read that wasn't blurry was Mariah Abigail weird huh? Now for YEARS I have been planning on naming my daughter Amaya not Mariah, but it was weird that out of all the names thats the one that stood out the most. Last night I watched Wise Girls with Mariah Carey so that COULD be why I dreamed up that name. But could it also be what deep down I wanna name my kid? I think I need to stop putting so much thouht into what my dreams mean...

Also, an update on my brothers nit wit girlfriend. She came over crying today, saying her family wouldn't let her have a party. I didn't actually hear this, but my mom told me. I think that's kind of sad. See, I would totally agree and be just as upset if I planned this thing for months and at the last minute my family said no. But she has parties every other week ... she just had a toga party two weeks ago!! I mean come on!! The girl is just planned spoiled. And my idiot brother is not helping.

Not much else is going on. My town has this really cool feast in for the week. We were going to go yesterday, but the rain was really bad. We are probably going to go tonight, after I get back from the gym, which I need to head back so I am glad that I am going! Even though I don't really want to... LOL

Well thats all, I need to go take a nap then go to the gym!

*Mackie*

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Weird... [25 Jul 2004|02:00pm]

My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?
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Why am I am always the monkey? [24 Jul 2004|10:04pm]
Take the quiz: "What is your personal mascot?"

Monkey
Monkey
You are a fun-loving creature aren't you? That's why a monkey suits your tastes best! You always have a smile on your face and you are funny. Congrats!!
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